Muslim Turkeys Invading Americans' Dinner Tables

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I want to talk a little bit about Butterball turkeys. And I want to let you know [that] every single Butterball turkey sold in the United States of America has been sacrificed to Allah.

Every single turkey that Butterball sells has been ritually slaughtered according to Islamic practice and has had an Islamic prayer prayed over that bird while it is being slaughtered.

the Toronto Sun to do you a favour and make the SUNshine Girl topless

Looking At Page 3 Makes You Brainy, the headline proclaims. “Scientists (have) discovered that looking at pics of the likes of Lacey, Keeley and Rhian makes the brain react quicker,” the paper says. This raises several questions. Such as: “Don’t people name their girls Martha, Dinah or Lois anymore?” Sorry, no. Only in the Bible.
And: How can gazing upon underclad women possibly boost your brainpower? Doesn’t that usually make men stupid? Leave it to the fun-loving Finns to figure it out.
Researchers at the University of Tampere and Aalto University showed volunteer men and women photos of models in varying stages of undress. Before all you women in sensible shoes cry “sexist pig!”, I hasten to add the models also were male and female.

http://beer.weremight.com/forums/showthread.php?10202-Staring-at-naked-women-makes-you-smarter-Study

Survival Shop Reports Jump In Sales To People Preparing For Collapse

“I’ve had people in here that are very wealthy and they’ve spent thousands of dollars just on backpacks that they fill with survival gear, one for each person of their family,” Dorsey said, “And something where they can just grab a bag and get out of Dodge.” Dorsey says some customers talk of stocking up on freeze-dried meals for the home, while others confide they are stashing supplies at a remote location away from the city where they would go in an emergency.

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Arizona man has been accused of attempted homicide with a samurai sword

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An investigation revealed that Banbury lives in a trailer on the victim's lot, and allegedly attacked the victim with the sword while the victim was asleep in bed. Detectives recovered the bloody samurai sword on the floor of the victim's bedroom. Banburg is facing charges of aggravated assault and attempted homicide. Detectives have yet to determine a motive for the attack. The victim remains in stable condition.