Muslim Turkeys Invading Americans' Dinner Tables

http://beer.weremight.com/forums/showthread.php?10205-Bryan-Fischer-Sounds-the-Alarm-on-Muslim-Turkeys

I want to talk a little bit about Butterball turkeys. And I want to let you know [that] every single Butterball turkey sold in the United States of America has been sacrificed to Allah.

Every single turkey that Butterball sells has been ritually slaughtered according to Islamic practice and has had an Islamic prayer prayed over that bird while it is being slaughtered.

the Toronto Sun to do you a favour and make the SUNshine Girl topless

Looking At Page 3 Makes You Brainy, the headline proclaims. “Scientists (have) discovered that looking at pics of the likes of Lacey, Keeley and Rhian makes the brain react quicker,” the paper says. This raises several questions. Such as: “Don’t people name their girls Martha, Dinah or Lois anymore?” Sorry, no. Only in the Bible.
And: How can gazing upon underclad women possibly boost your brainpower? Doesn’t that usually make men stupid? Leave it to the fun-loving Finns to figure it out.
Researchers at the University of Tampere and Aalto University showed volunteer men and women photos of models in varying stages of undress. Before all you women in sensible shoes cry “sexist pig!”, I hasten to add the models also were male and female.

http://beer.weremight.com/forums/showthread.php?10202-Staring-at-naked-women-makes-you-smarter-Study

Survival Shop Reports Jump In Sales To People Preparing For Collapse

“I’ve had people in here that are very wealthy and they’ve spent thousands of dollars just on backpacks that they fill with survival gear, one for each person of their family,” Dorsey said, “And something where they can just grab a bag and get out of Dodge.” Dorsey says some customers talk of stocking up on freeze-dried meals for the home, while others confide they are stashing supplies at a remote location away from the city where they would go in an emergency.

http://beer.weremight.com/forums/showthread.php?10201

Arizona man has been accused of attempted homicide with a samurai sword

http://beer.weremight.com/forums/showthread.php?10199

An investigation revealed that Banbury lives in a trailer on the victim's lot, and allegedly attacked the victim with the sword while the victim was asleep in bed. Detectives recovered the bloody samurai sword on the floor of the victim's bedroom. Banburg is facing charges of aggravated assault and attempted homicide. Detectives have yet to determine a motive for the attack. The victim remains in stable condition.

Bellingham boy shoots mom's attacker in face with BB gun

http://beer.weremight.com/forums/showthread.php?10179-Bellingham-boy-shoots-mom-s-attacker-in-face-with-BB-gun

The boy swung a board at the attacker, who chased the 10-year old through the house. In the commotion the attacker, identified by police as Paul R. Newman ended up locked out of the house and trying to climb in through a window. When the mother tried to close the window he grabbed her and threatened to kill both of them.
That's when the boy ran and got his pump action BB gun. "He shot him." said Officer Young, "at least four times we believe." It was enough to end the attack. The boy and his mom were able to run from the house and dial 911.

Tread alert ... Carl shows off his size 21 shoes,madein the US

http://beer.weremight.com/forums/showthread.php?10177-Man-with-UK-s-biggest-feet-sleeps-with-30-women

Carl said: "My feet have always been huge — ever since I can remember. "They grew so fast when I was at school my mum kept having to buy me new shoes every few months. "Each year I would go through two or three pairs. I just wore them out really quickly. "At primary school my feet were always two sizes bigger than anyone else's. "By the time I was 12 years old they were size 14. Then in the space of two years they had gone up to size 17. I play rugby and had a huge struggle finding rugby boots — I had to get them special ordered from America." Now the unemployed welder has all his shoes specially made in the US and shipped to the UK at a cost of around £100. He said: "They don't make size 21 shoes anywhere in the UK. "They cost about £50 to have made but because the boxes they come in are quite big it costs another £50 to have them mailed back here. "I've got one pair of Nike trainers and a pair of steel-toe cap boots for work. I had some rugby boots made as well but they are already too small. "I have to wear my trainers for everything so they end up looking grubby really quickly — I wish I could have a tidy pair." Because he can only wear his trainers for nights out, Carl, a second row for the Trimsaram RFC rugby squad, is often turned away from clubs because his footwear doesn't meet the dress code.

Champ ... Jessica Rogers with her swimming coach Andy Ciprano

http://beer.weremight.com/forums/showthread.php?10174-Meet-2ft-girl-who-dreams-of-winning-2012-Paralympics


Competitor ... Jessica Rogers

"Everyone is different in their own way." On her quest to make the Paralympics through a gruelling training regime, 3st Jessica now rises at 3.30am to practice before school. She said: "When I'm swimming, I feel free. At first, it was about fun, but now I want to win medals.