This one is entitled Conception.
Headphones sitting up high
Sweet soul music, standing tall
Cut your breakfast on a mirror
Steal yer dads gasoline
Tommorrow is a day that never comes
Yesterday was so bleak
Rains drips off my head
Nowadays a woman gets her cred
From fucking on streets
Throw your newborn in a pail
Life is harsh, kiss the viper
Don't worry about conception
Kill it and quit, end times aren't near
So gather your dead and dying
Battallions rot into flames
March backwards to yesterday
When you had conception.
http://thebeerbarrel.net/showthread.php?6482-Poetry-Thread
Saturday, March 10, 2012
It's Breck Fast
How about, "The paint can opened up in my car and now there is paint all over the back seat." For an added bonus you could throw in some adjectives like "white," "ruined," or "totally fucked.
We just need to get a move on with the recreational sex.
Came on the man tits FTFY
You MUST go watch The Princess Bride. NOW.
WTF does that even mean? Lighting strikes twice? The Titanic? What?
I can't figure out the quotation marks...
"Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't that something."
http://thebeerbarrel.net/showthread.php?8280-Breck-Fest
We just need to get a move on with the recreational sex.
Came on the man tits FTFY
You MUST go watch The Princess Bride. NOW.
WTF does that even mean? Lighting strikes twice? The Titanic? What?
I can't figure out the quotation marks...
"Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't that something."
http://thebeerbarrel.net/showthread.php?8280-Breck-Fest
Japan; Teenage Bukkake:the videogame. Egads.
Love Death is a video game where the main objective is to hit teenage girls. After they fall down and are defenseless they can use the "monster in the pants" weapon. @ the 51 second mark I don't think I wanna know what fluid is hitting that girl in the face.
http://thebeerbarrel.net/showthread.php?12290-Japan-Teenage-Bukkake-the-videogame.-Egads.
http://thebeerbarrel.net/showthread.php?12290-Japan-Teenage-Bukkake-the-videogame.-Egads.
Purim what of the goyim?
http://thebeerbarrel.net/showthread.php?12237-It-s-Purim-suckers-Hear-what-kikes-demand-then-do-it-scum-attack-Iran-for-one
Ancient Race War Revived
J.D. Longstreet on the website of the “Save America Foundation: Patriots in Action” states: “Before Iran was renamed Iran it was Persia. The rift between the Jews and the Persians is not new. It goes back many centuries...It is impossible to read the book of Esther this week, especially, and not see the parallels between an ancient Jew approaching a great potentate asking for help to save the lives of the Jewish people. One can only hope Obama reacts as did King Ahasuerus and that Obama and Netanyahu can both enjoy a few of those famous “Haman’s Ear” cookies in celebration of the special occasion when the Jews were saved and Haman, the evil prime minister of Persia, did not succeed in his plot to kill all the Jews..."
On Sunday March 4 Herb Keinon wrote in the Jerusalem Post: “Netanyahu...will meet with US President Barack Obama on Monday to discuss how to stop a Persian tyrant interested in killing Jews. The meeting is just two days before Purim, a holiday retelling a similar tale, involving a Persian tyrant intent on killing Jews thousands of years earlier. Do not be surprised if Netanyahu somehow connects those two dots during public comments he will make in Washington.”
Why are we not surprised that, according to Israel National News, during the three hours that President Barack Obama spent with Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu in the White House on March 5, “Netanyahu took the opportunity to draw a parallel between the narrative in the Book of Esther – wherein the wicked Haman seeks to destroy the Jewish people throughout the Persian Empire – with Israel's modern day conflict with Iran...Iran is geographically Persia and the Iranians are descendants of the ancient Persians.”
Ancient Race War Revived
J.D. Longstreet on the website of the “Save America Foundation: Patriots in Action” states: “Before Iran was renamed Iran it was Persia. The rift between the Jews and the Persians is not new. It goes back many centuries...It is impossible to read the book of Esther this week, especially, and not see the parallels between an ancient Jew approaching a great potentate asking for help to save the lives of the Jewish people. One can only hope Obama reacts as did King Ahasuerus and that Obama and Netanyahu can both enjoy a few of those famous “Haman’s Ear” cookies in celebration of the special occasion when the Jews were saved and Haman, the evil prime minister of Persia, did not succeed in his plot to kill all the Jews..."
On Sunday March 4 Herb Keinon wrote in the Jerusalem Post: “Netanyahu...will meet with US President Barack Obama on Monday to discuss how to stop a Persian tyrant interested in killing Jews. The meeting is just two days before Purim, a holiday retelling a similar tale, involving a Persian tyrant intent on killing Jews thousands of years earlier. Do not be surprised if Netanyahu somehow connects those two dots during public comments he will make in Washington.”
Why are we not surprised that, according to Israel National News, during the three hours that President Barack Obama spent with Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu in the White House on March 5, “Netanyahu took the opportunity to draw a parallel between the narrative in the Book of Esther – wherein the wicked Haman seeks to destroy the Jewish people throughout the Persian Empire – with Israel's modern day conflict with Iran...Iran is geographically Persia and the Iranians are descendants of the ancient Persians.”
White People in America
http://thebeerbarrel.net/showthread.php?9359-What-Makes-Someone-White-in-America
Originally Posted by chloeblossoms View Post
I'm white in America.
Not until you have your tail removed.
Originally Posted by chloeblossoms View Post
I'm white in America.
Not until you have your tail removed.