http://www.thebeerbarrel.net/showthread.php?7403-He-Might-ve-Thrown-A-Heavy-Lamp-At-us! When men sit down to recount the annals of valor and bravery, they will tell the tale of our Sensitive Warriors in an appropriately awed hush.
Harsh enough to execute an unarmed prisoner in front of his children....yet tender enough to bury him at sea, lest Muslim sensibilities be offended in any way. The eagle soars again! KA-PWEEENG!!
Thursday, May 5, 2011
He Might've Thrown A Heavy Lamp At us!
Italian College WARNS Students -- Beware of 'Jersey'
http://www.thebeerbarrel.net/showthread.php?7401-Italian-College-WARNS-Students-Beware-of-Jersey
"Dear Students,
Our Housing dept. has informed us that starting May 9th there will be shootings inside the 2nd floor apartment of your building. We advise you to NOT sign any paper, let anyone in, and keep us informed."
University sources tell us the I.L.D.M. is so serious about keeping students in a guido-free environment ... officials have offered "alternative housing close to campus" to anyone who wants to get away from the madness.
Speeders will now finance police
http://www.thebeerbarrel.net/showthread.php?7400-Springfield-police-to-rigorously-enforce-traffic-laws
Speed demons to pay for police forces budget.
Our cups runneth over!
http://www.thebeerbarrel.net/showthread.php?7399-Our-cups-runneth-over! Britain's busts are bigger than ever
Rigby & Peller, the Queen’s underwear supplier, has launched the N-cup bra, the biggest size ever made in Britain. It’s certain to be a relief for thousands of women who have been squeezing their breasts into ill-fitting bras for years.
Virtual Wogverse
http://www.thebeerbarrel.net/showthread.php?7392-Virtual-Wogverse
“A Journey into the Metaverse” by Tutsy Navarantha is easily among the best narrative Second Life machinimas I’ve ever seen, with a compelling story that’s perfect to the medium, and beautifully told with rich dreamlike visuals which inspire comparisons to filmmakers like Jeunet and Gilliam.